macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass, via n-o-t-a-l-w-a-y-s-h-e-r-e)

  • me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
  • me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
latinorebels:

Yesterday, A Trail of Humanity 350-mile, 30-day march from Merced, California, arrived at US-Mexico border. Marchers called for more compassion in immigration debate.

latinorebels:

Yesterday, A Trail of Humanity 350-mile, 30-day march from Merced, California, arrived at US-Mexico border. Marchers called for more compassion in immigration debate.

(via mexicatiahui)

hlv-s:

true love is when someone le da vuelta a tu tortilla en el comal without you even asking them too

(via mexicatiahui)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via chilango-incomprendido)